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Greatest Day Ever???

Yesterday was probably the greatest day I have ever experienced. Once I made the decision to never work again, it was like a weight was lifted off my chest. I felt as free as Paris Hilton on a cocaine possession charge. I actually enjoyed my life yesterday. I didn’t do anything special but just knowing that I wasn’t expected to be anywhere at any particular time was pretty kick ass. Now, I just have to figure out how long my money is going to last me. Or maybe how I can find some more money. I was reading about this Law of Attraction thing and it says I can just concentrate on money and it will magically appear to me, sprinkled with pixie dust and locks of angel hair. But just all that concentrating sounds too time consuming, so I’ll have to figure out another way. Anybody have any ideas? What can a person do where people just give them money? Those girls who have their own webcam shows are geniuses. They just have to look hot and type. Two things that I do everday. Haha. Just kidding. I don’t type…


I Don’t Want to Work Anymore – The Revelation

So I woke up this morning and decided that I’m tired of work and just don’t want to go anymore. And it’s not that I want to get some other job, somewhere else. I don’t want to go to work anywhere anymore. I want to just hang out and do whatever I feel like doing.

So after experiencing this revelation, I got out of bed and got on my computer. That’s when I created this list. This is a list of all the things I would do if I didn’t have to work anymore. I plan on knocking out as many as I can in as little time as possible:

  1. Sit on the couch and stare up at the ceiling fan
  2. Go walk my dogs because they are both fat
  3. Eat two hard boiled eggs and watch SportsCenter
  4. Patrol my neighborhood while drinking a Slurpee
  5. Run for 5 minutes straight
  6. Take my car to the carwash and and buy a Caramello from the vending machine
  7. Go to the mall and watch somebody get their eyebrows threaded
  8. Get in my car, fill up the tank and just drive till I couldn’t drive anymore
  9. Sleep until I wake up on my own. Then force myself to stay in bed for an additional 2 hours
  10. Listen to Pandora on my Iphone until the battery runs out
  11. Try on new running shoes but stop short of buying any
  12. Read the first 10 pages of 5 books
  13. Listen to every CD of Tony Robbin’s Personal Power in succession
  14. Write down every thought I have for 45 minutes
  15. Watch the bonus footage on every DVD that I own
  16. Teach myself how to cook an omelet
  17. See how high I could count in five minutes
  18. See how many jumping jacks I could do before passing out
  19. Try on every pair of jeans in my closet
  20. Call random people and ask them how their day is going

That’s all I have energy to write today because I really don’t have to write any more than twenty. If I feel like it, I’ll write some more tomorrow.

If you would like to share the things you would do if you didn’t have to work anymore, leave some comments. I’ll approve them if I feel like it.